…and yet again, in the same vein as A(n)nals of Online Dating, here we go
+10 For being an upstanding, uncouth gentleman. I understand people have their tastes, especially with individuals they intend to fornicate with. That said, this overt display of racial insensitivity is beyond ignorant.
+50 For being a dumbass in general. At the age of TWENTY-FOUR, one should definitely know that “your” is a possessive determiner.
+10 for basically being a washed up frat boy: Budweiser, backwards cap, shirtlessness, and lack of grammar fidelity? This guy must go to USC!
+5 For taking a picture with a can of Budweiser. Of all the things one would elect to choose to have in a photo with them, this fool uses a beer can. Moreover, it looks like he’s trying to prominently display said can. You can basically hear him saying as he took this photo, “Jeahhhhh, Bud. King of beers.”
Total points 75